I enjoyed the puns, for example, PageRank - Larry Page, erlang - Agner Erlang, Price Club - Sol Price

xDCI is a specification that includes features to allow programming a USB port to emulate a USB device. This article talks about kernel hardware support, BIOS flashing, PCH (Platform Controller Hub), PMC (Power Management Controller), NVRAM, efivars, and finally how to use the author's Raw Gadget tools to emulate USB devices.